Pixar + last lines
zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”
— Hades at some point probably
I laughed way too hard at this.
What’s the biggest misconception people have about elephants?
Best insults of all time
Jensen’s face when he hears about “SuperWhoLock”
But Jared’s too… “Can someone translate that from British?”
While Mark is all “yeah I love this shit”
And Misha like “I hope they haven’t found all the Cas/Jack Harkness smut I wrote”
fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.
This was beautiful to read
Tumblr is really just a big blue High School Musical fansite and everybody knows it
I added subtle sass.
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg